Why I Wrote This Site
I paced back and forth to distract myself from it. It was no use. I could not ignore it. I had never felt so helpless in my life. Truly, utterly helpless.
I was willing to kill myself. Anything to stop the pain.
Any time I thought it was finally dying down, the pain would surge back in violent bursts, jolting my body into writhing spasms – a smoldering soldering iron thrusting into my rear.
I could not sleep. I did not eat because I did not want to suffer through another excruciating bowel movement. It was even painful to urinate. I would go for days without using the bathroom to avoid the pain. But then the time would come when I had to go to the toilet and the pain would come back worse than ever.
It affected every area of my life. My relationship with my wife was strained. She just could not understand how much pain I was in, and it wasn’t fair to her to have to hear me complain all the time. I didn’t tell friends or coworkers out of sheer embarrassment. I noticed the perplexed look on their faces as they would see me writhe in my seat in the middle of conversations, trying to suppress the jerks my body made as vicious torment and terror surged through my body.
Every night I would leave the bed and walk to the sofa so that my wife would not have to hear me cry into the pillow. I just did not have any answers, and I did not like the answers I was hearing from doctors. The ointment they prescribed stopped working after a week, and I did not want surgery. I would lie there, scouring the web for any possible solutions. And I tried everything.
Eventually, after years, I figured it out.
This is the story of how I survived and climbed my way out of the deep, dark hole of anal fissures and hemorrhoids. It was a long, painful path marked by trial and error, but in the end I emerged victorious and now I have been living pain free for over two years.
Now I would like to share my discoveries with you. I know the pain you must be experiencing and how desperate you must feel – that is why you bought this book. And I am here to help.
On this site you will learn strategies to deal with the pain. That is the main problem now, so we will first go over a method to stop the pain in the very short term. For me, it was the first glimmer of hope on – what seemed at the time – a hopeless journey. I discovered the method by accident, and have relied on it countless times since.
Then we will cover other techniques to begin the healing process by altering your bathroom routine. We will look at eating – what to avoid, what to seek out. We will lay out the key exercises you can do to greatly improve your situation. And how to fix the underlying problems over the long term.
I cannot promise that it will be a easy or that you will be pain free overnight. But I know from firsthand experience that everything here works, and if you stick with the methodologies laid out in this book, you will overcome this problem.
Before I go any further, let me just make it clear that I am not a medical professional nor do I pretend to be one. This book details what has worked for me, and while I believe the techniques will work for you too, I cannot guarantee anything.
Please use your own discretion before attempting anything in this book.